At midnight on Halloween I had my first drink in over a month :) I took part in Sober October for Macmillan yeaaah! So Saturday morning hit me hard. You could say, I was sharply reminded by the terrible truths of the dreaded hangover. Here's how my day pretty much went...

- Wake up laying on your stomach = queasy

- My mouth is as dry as Gandhi's flipflop

- NEED. WATER. NOW.

- What exactly did I drink last night?

- Is that a wine headache?

- Gonna be sick for sure

- Why is my pee so yellow?

- God my breath smells like a brewery

- If I smell one drop of alcohol, I will throw-up

- My throat is so dry *more water*

- I was smoking last night?!

- Oh shit I slept in my eyelashes again...

- Hallelujah, I remembered to take out my contact lenses though!

- Just had a drunken flashback

- Everything is so funny, maybe I'm not hungover yet, maybe I'm still drunk?!

- Can't wear anything high-waisted otherwise I WILL chunder

- Can I just stay in my pjs all day?

- And watch Netflix?

- No, I'll do the right thing and have a shower

- It'll make me feel better

- God I need food!!!

- Did I make future plans last night?

- Can't remember...

- I need food so bad I'm gonna eat my arm in a minute!

- So hungry now, if I don't eat soon I'm gonna be sick

- Why did I drink so much?

- Never drinking again.

- Boozy Twosie (me and my friend Emmas phrase for hangover poo... HAHAHA)

- I'm sweating so much, is the heating on?

- I should get some fresh air, that'll help

- Crikey, I'm freezing now

- Oh mate, can I just go back to bed and sleep it off?